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otaku means a nerd of anime or whatever , I DO HAVE A LIFE AND IM IN LOVE WITH ANIME AND ALL THAT!!for your information . and also im like 13 ? . i like asians and other -ans . and no im not a racist and whatever >:3 ! IM RANDOM! WEIRD !!SELFISH!!! <= and liar , cause im not selfish XD ! wait no im not a liar , i say the truth most of the time , i lie to make peace sometimes which is acceptable. now i dont want to be some old douchebag going like FOLLOW MEH!!!!! nope , ill leave it to your own likings and stuff and thanks for visiting my blog. which can be boring sometimes..... :p ! oh and i steal awesome stuff . and i can be saying some really negative things sometimes . depends on the mood.
Stairing? O,o LMFAO.
(via jameschen)
ew this is scary
OK.
Are you sure that’s a girl?
Shes’ got some manly legs.
I’m not even at my house right now so…
Holy fuck I’m paranoid tonight.
Sorry guys.
she doesnt look dead to me, just deformed XD
ugh
whatup, gaga.
i Confesss that it DOES look like gaga
WHY NOT ?! 8D
I <3 it .
3 dead men joke . ROFLMAO
One day, 3 dead men went to heaven, God stopped them at the gate and told them, that heaven was too crowded so they were only letting in 1 out of 3 people, so he interviews them, to see which had the worst death.
The first man starts, well, i came home from work early, because I thought my wife was cheating on me, so I checked the whole house while she was in the shower, then I saw him, dangling from the balcony, so I grabbed a hammer, and started smashing his fingers, and he fell, so, to make sure he was dead, I went and got the fridge, and toppled it over the edge. But i felt so bad I shot myself.
The second man walks in and says, I was exercising on my balcony, when I fell, and grabbed onto the balcony below me, then, some wierdo with a mallet comes over and smashes my hands in, the fall didn’t kill me, but then a huge F* off fridge topples over and crushes me.
So the last man comes in, well, he says, I was in my girlfriends house hiding in her fridge…..
ice cream joke
A man walks into an ice cream parlor and looks at the menu.
He says,”I’ll have a gallon of vannila, a gallon of strawberry,
and a gallon of chocolate. The clerk says,”Sorry sir we’re out of chocolate.” The man says ok and looks at the menu again. He says,
“I’ll have a quart of vannila, a quart of strawberry, and a quart of chocolate.” The clerk says,”Told you, we’re out of chocolate.”
“Right i forgot.” He takes another look at the menu and says,”OK i’ll have a pint of vanilla, a pint of strawberry, and a pint of chocolate.” The clerk shakes his head and says,”Sir how do you spell the ill in vanilla?” “Well I.L.L.” he replies.
“How do you spell the straw in strawberry?” “S.T.R.A.W…”
“Now, how do you spell the fuck in chocolate?”
“Well there ain’t no fuck in chocola-”
“THAT’S WHAT IV’E BEEN TRYIN TO TELL YOU! THERE AINT NO FUCKIN CHOCOLATE!”
Y U NO FOLLOW ME?!?!
OMFG YASMIN! i thought u was never coming back on tumblrr !!! </3
but now that did IM.SO.HAPPY.
